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Glitched Bagatelles

courtesy of some kind of robot on Flickr

(Source: zbags)

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jazzed-up-poop:

Bored. This made my day a bit better.

jazzed-up-poop:

Bored. This made my day a bit better.

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thenweneedarelease:

bestiarium:

"Tongue"

i don’t know why this makes me so uncomfortable 

thenweneedarelease:

bestiarium:

"Tongue"

i don’t know why this makes me so uncomfortable 

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reblorg:


— zbags
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sssplice asked: we need transparent gifs. we demand it. the people have spoken.

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmx’x’x’x’x’x’x’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’taparaparopodyopodyopologism. See above.

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a-thousand-thoughtz:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics

zbags Love Your Blog!

a-thousand-thoughtz:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics

zbags Love Your Blog!

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wet-farts-smell-the-same asked: Zbags stands for Zesty Bagatelles?? Learned something new today.

Colostromo: I’ll break your arm if you spout another acronym! I want to know: what’s the pitcher’s name?

Owlbroth: Zesty Bagatelles.

Colostromo: What’s that mean?

Owlbroth: I think it’s whoever is not on second base.

Colostromo: But if whoever is on second base is a mummy, and all werewolves can only the truth, then…

Owlbroth & Colostromo Together: Third base!

[PAUSE]

Ghost of Aristotle (unnoticed): I wanted you teach you how to make these lo-fat butterscotch squares. I could have loved you, but, but, but… [sobs]



Colostromo: Got a catcher?

Owlbroth: Certainly.

Colostromo: The catcher’s name?

Owlbroth: Today.

Colostromo: Today we are bathed in daylight, and tomorrow the sky will be pitch black. Look: already it is raining syrup!


Owlbroth: [begins to hover in air] Look eastward… Look eastward…



[Exeunt.]



CURTAIN

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karhs:

bogleech:

The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany

The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”
And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.

karhs:

bogleech:

The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany

The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”

And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.

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silhouettewarmth:

I’m f*cked in the head
#lonerforlife
#thatswhatyougetforbeingtoonice
#walkedovereveryday

silhouettewarmth:

I’m f*cked in the head

#lonerforlife

#thatswhatyougetforbeingtoonice

#walkedovereveryday

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euxinova:

23a.

euxinova:

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masturbrainshun:

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff…..

PULL THE TRIGGER!!!

masturbrainshun:

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff…..

PULL THE TRIGGER!!!