June 2013
22 posts
Should I be afraid?
Possibly. Keep in mind that a single fungus with over 10,000 different genders can master ancient kung fu disciplines by means of its specialized memory bank.
- Me: omg i can't wait to go back to school
- Society: you're fat
- Me: (cries)
- Mom: don't listen to society, listen to me
- Me: thanks mom
- Society:
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- Mom: let's make some soup
- Me: ok
- Mom: the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for that person to make your left kidney explode with his mind
- Me: what?
- Mom: But I wrong rights so as not to burgle black
- Mom: bbl'b'b'b'b'bl'bl'bluhh
- Me:
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- Mom: a torn portion of the firmament has been rendered visible
- Me:
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- Shrouded Form: varmint, to not answer is weakness, for who is what who answers the lion-dogs
- Me: --
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- Shrouded Form: perhaps at some juncture i will drain certain fluids from your mother that would destroy the idea of fire itself
- Shrouded Form:
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- Mom: shzz hzz plhzz hlzz pzz glzz z fhzz slzzzhz shzz fzz hzz blzz klzz shzz zz hzz fhzz
- Shrouded Form: in the good old summertime
- Mom: slzzzhz shzz fzz hzz fzz hzz blzz klzz shzz hzz fzz blzz klzz plhzz hlzz pzz shzz
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- Me: my feelings for you haven't changed
Hey how do I get followers? -carly
Post grotesque GIFs! Children grazed by your shadow will imperil themselves in attempts to match your shape. Meanwhile, you’ll grow a new organ that allows you to digest certain plastics.
