February 2012
38 posts
13 tags
19 tags
hungry-skin-vacant-meat asked: is your head the size of a blue whales jowls?? if so, then maybe. if not, then DEFINITELY IT SHALL BE
6 tags
6 tags
12 tags
13 tags
E. asinus cuniculi
ATSJ: But would not all of these factors, including your observation on loam density in lower Syria, point to the likelihood of an undetected subspecies of wild ass — a burrowing animal, with elongated, spade-shaped hooves and poor eyesight, that surfaces only after dark, sits upright on its haunches, and communicates with its peers by means of echolocative brays audible beneath the soil — and...
13 tags
11 tags
OK, I’m going to get the Shroudfondle patch (finally), but should I hang on to my Muglobe Keaning Leaf model 4.4 if I want to continue using the Duogrip function, or will I get that with the upgrade too? Yes, yes, I know it must be a simple Navelspeak matter but the FAQs are useless! Help?
6 tags
13 tags
19 tags
8 tags
My Oreo crumble vinaigrette tastes like a barn owl’s Tamagotchi every time. Should I add more vhinge?
junjifrito asked: Would you mind terribly posting the text from "fourteen requirements"? For me the gif changes too fast and I can't read it clearly. Much obliged, good sir.
14 tags
11 tags
cadavercarousel asked: Happy Valentines day!!!
8 tags
21 tags
20 tags
13ernkastel asked: i love you so much i am crying you are perfect
13 tags
10 tags
11 tags
16 tags
pooflungho asked: WHY CAN'T WE FUCK YET?
scannedlife asked: I just want to say that I am in love with your German torso piece and your gifs in general are very cool and unique.
stapleface asked: I fucking love your gifs cgvubhynjumkyt
hungry-skin-vacant-meat asked: i am very certain now that i definitely want to bear your offspring.
11 tags
If you suddenly found yourself paralyzed but with your eyes open, face down and uncomfortably positioned inside a coffin-like space cut into stone with no visible openings yet lit and ventilated by unknown sources, and then remained this way for 300 years, what would be the first species of bird that you would think of? What would be the last?
whataclevername asked: I am frightened by your blog, yet intrigued. This is one of my favorite emotions, so thank you.
13 tags
11 tags
yayimhere asked: I started following this page about a week ago because i !. had just got an account and 2. I love the images, creepy but still interesting. I was wondering of the origin, like if its from something.
January 2012
45 posts
bl00dych4insaw asked: I wish to take out all previous images inside my cranium and replace them all with your incredibly disturbing beautiful works.
lulandia asked: Heya, I think your work is wonderful. I'm just starting out teaching myself about making gifs.. I was just wondering if you had any tips, also are you using CS5?
9 tags
15 tags
softlybrutal asked: I think you're an artistic madman, do you have a twitter?
12 tags
x-flies asked: You make me feel sane
spiraltrap asked: This is just stunning.
16 tags
9 tags
2 tags
The Daily Dot have probed me with curved odorless appliances. I want my mommy. The interview is here:
13 tags
