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Do it now.
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weirdchildofpoe asked: can the all mighty zbags tell me a story? it will mean the world to me ;_;
One day, a moody young pugilist confiscated her pet moth’s glass dentures and told it the dishes had better be clean once she got back. She took the tram to a strip club to meet her best friend, a dead goat reanimated via embarrassingly overt bionic implants. They both drank apple juice. Then the mechanized goat said, “Let’s go stroll in the old park, all wrought iron gates and greenery! Let’s go do that now!”
“That doesn’t sound like fun,” said our protagonist.
”No! It is fun! I’m going to have that fun now! You can’t stop me!”
Sighing, she followed him into the park, where tree leaves formed a green vault far above ground. They came upon a row of otter statues — some terra cotta, some Lucite™ with hollow centers filled with plasma. They began rubbing linseed oil into the sculpted otter muzzles… and it was fun! She’d never had such fun in her life. But she was allergic to linseed oil, and her left kidney exploded. The end.
everydayimawkwarding asked: Where are you from? :)
A larval nest composed of motion blurs stripped from antique photographs of women in long dresses running away from exploding ceramic junipers.
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oxycontin-genocide asked: Grunt, I do. Delectable, you are - alas I am yet to see your face.
Forthcoming, after I isolate the correct necktie.
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picasojr asked: Hey man, i just recently started following you, and i like the shit you do. I am a young aspiring artist, and i just wanted to ask, where do you get your ideas? this shit is awesome, the animation is great.
This type of question is always difficult for me. I do eat a lot of Sanford and Son and watch a lot of tortellini, if that helps.
Colin Raff
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It turns out there is quite a lot of Zestybaggage transpiring at Juxtapoz:
http://www.juxtapoz.com/Current/juxtapoz-animated-gifs
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