ZBags

Apr 19

toocooltoknowhowtocaretobecool:

mercuryscatterings:

planetaryviolet:

daniella45:

kubieselectrohomodanceparty:

becdecorbin:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for increased sensitivity

and this particular animation still amuses me and I’m glad it’s a thing that exists.

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

Well this is umm … Idon’t know what this is

This is an accurate representation of my feelings tonight hahahhaa

?????? ? ? ? ??

Obviously a commentary on America’s dependence on oil, and its foreign policies isolating us further and further from the global theater.

toocooltoknowhowtocaretobecool:

mercuryscatterings:

planetaryviolet:

daniella45:

kubieselectrohomodanceparty:

becdecorbin:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for increased sensitivity

and this particular animation still amuses me and I’m glad it’s a thing that exists.

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

Well this is umm … Idon’t know what this is

This is an accurate representation of my feelings tonight hahahhaa

?????? ? ? ? ??

Obviously a commentary on America’s dependence on oil, and its foreign policies isolating us further and further from the global theater.

Apr 17

reblorg:


— zbags

reblorg:

zbags

Apr 15

[video]

Apr 14

(Source: zbags)

dirkballantine asked: we need transparent gifs. we demand it. the people have spoken.

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmx’x’x’x’x’x’x’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’taparaparopodyopodyopologism. See above.

Apr 13

a-thousand-thoughtz:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics

zbags Love Your Blog!

a-thousand-thoughtz:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics

zbags Love Your Blog!

Apr 10

wet-farts-smell-the-same asked: Zbags stands for Zesty Bagatelles?? Learned something new today.

Colostromo: I’ll break your arm if you spout another acronym! I want to know: what’s the pitcher’s name?

Owlbroth: Zesty Bagatelles.

Colostromo: What’s that mean?

Owlbroth: I think it’s whoever is not on second base.

Colostromo: But if whoever is on second base is a mummy, and all werewolves can only the truth, then…

Owlbroth & Colostromo Together: Third base!

[PAUSE]

Ghost of Aristotle (unnoticed): I wanted you teach you how to make these lo-fat butterscotch squares. I could have loved you, but, but, but… [sobs]



Colostromo: Got a catcher?

Owlbroth: Certainly.

Colostromo: The catcher’s name?

Owlbroth: Today.

Colostromo: Today we are bathed in daylight, and tomorrow the sky will be pitch black. Look: already it is raining syrup!


Owlbroth: [begins to hover in air] Look eastward… Look eastward…



[Exeunt.]



CURTAIN

karhs:

bogleech:

The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany

The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”
And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.

karhs:

bogleech:

The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany

The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”

And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Apr 09

JiPoshy: THE COOLEST CREEPIEST ART ON THE NET - COLIN RAFF

JiPoshy: THE COOLEST CREEPIEST ART ON THE NET - COLIN RAFF

Apr 08

silhouettewarmth:

I’m f*cked in the head
#lonerforlife
#thatswhatyougetforbeingtoonice
#walkedovereveryday

silhouettewarmth:

I’m f*cked in the head

#lonerforlife

#thatswhatyougetforbeingtoonice

#walkedovereveryday

Apr 07

euxinova:

23a.

euxinova:

Apr 06

masturbrainshun:

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff…..

PULL THE TRIGGER!!!

masturbrainshun:

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff…..

PULL THE TRIGGER!!!

Apr 01

[video]

Mar 31

23.
"Poor Ovarind! To have been so generally insightful, yet so fatally mistaken!
"Evidently our adversaries, when passing this point, anticipate the event: They must engage this cruel device somehow, and retain it in such a way that they can use it to gain entry to the secret rooms beyond — see how this orphaned spandrel descends — how the small metal bit fits the protuberance at the top of the cranial vise like a lock — see how this action causes that heavy door to crack open! Our route is now clear.
“For this reason, I’m afraid we’ll have to keep his corpse with us, in this state, withholding any formalities until later.”

"Poor Ovarind! To have been so generally insightful, yet so fatally mistaken!

"Evidently our adversaries, when passing this point, anticipate the event: They must engage this cruel device somehow, and retain it in such a way that they can use it to gain entry to the secret rooms beyond — see how this orphaned spandrel descends — how the small metal bit fits the protuberance at the top of the cranial vise like a lock — see how this action causes that heavy door to crack open! Our route is now clear.

“For this reason, I’m afraid we’ll have to keep his corpse with us, in this state, withholding any formalities until later.”

(Source: euxinova.com, via euxinova)

Mar 30

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff……..

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff……..