Bored. This made my day a bit better.
i don’t know why this makes me so uncomfortable
sssplice asked: we need transparent gifs. we demand it. the people have spoken.
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmx’x’x’x’x’x’x’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’taparaparopodyopodyopologism. See above.
Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics
zbags Love Your Blog!
wet-farts-smell-the-same asked: Zbags stands for Zesty Bagatelles?? Learned something new today.
Colostromo: I’ll break your arm if you spout another acronym! I want to know: what’s the pitcher’s name?
Owlbroth: Zesty Bagatelles.
Colostromo: What’s that mean?
Owlbroth: I think it’s whoever is not on second base.
Colostromo: But if whoever is on second base is a mummy, and all werewolves can only the truth, then…
Owlbroth & Colostromo Together: Third base!
Ghost of Aristotle (unnoticed): I wanted you teach you how to make these lo-fat butterscotch squares. I could have loved you, but, but, but… [sobs]
Colostromo: Got a catcher?
Colostromo: The catcher’s name?
Colostromo: Today we are bathed in daylight, and tomorrow the sky will be pitch black. Look: already it is raining syrup!
Owlbroth: [begins to hover in air] Look eastward… Look eastward…
The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany
The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”
And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.
I’m f*cked in the head
PULL THE TRIGGER!!!