ZBags

Apr 24

[video]

Apr 22

[video]

Apr 21

jazzed-up-poop:

Bored. This made my day a bit better.

jazzed-up-poop:

Bored. This made my day a bit better.

Apr 20

thenweneedarelease:

bestiarium:

"Tongue"

i don’t know why this makes me so uncomfortable 

thenweneedarelease:

bestiarium:

"Tongue"

i don’t know why this makes me so uncomfortable 

Apr 17

reblorg:


— zbags

reblorg:

zbags

Apr 15

[video]

Apr 14

(Source: zbags)

sssplice asked: we need transparent gifs. we demand it. the people have spoken.

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmx’x’x’x’x’x’x’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’p’taparaparopodyopodyopologism. See above.

Apr 13

a-thousand-thoughtz:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics

zbags Love Your Blog!

a-thousand-thoughtz:

zbags:

Now at 2mb for advanced linguistics

zbags Love Your Blog!

Apr 10

wet-farts-smell-the-same asked: Zbags stands for Zesty Bagatelles?? Learned something new today.

Colostromo: I’ll break your arm if you spout another acronym! I want to know: what’s the pitcher’s name?

Owlbroth: Zesty Bagatelles.

Colostromo: What’s that mean?

Owlbroth: I think it’s whoever is not on second base.

Colostromo: But if whoever is on second base is a mummy, and all werewolves can only the truth, then…

Owlbroth & Colostromo Together: Third base!

[PAUSE]

Ghost of Aristotle (unnoticed): I wanted you teach you how to make these lo-fat butterscotch squares. I could have loved you, but, but, but… [sobs]



Colostromo: Got a catcher?

Owlbroth: Certainly.

Colostromo: The catcher’s name?

Owlbroth: Today.

Colostromo: Today we are bathed in daylight, and tomorrow the sky will be pitch black. Look: already it is raining syrup!


Owlbroth: [begins to hover in air] Look eastward… Look eastward…



[Exeunt.]



CURTAIN

karhs:

bogleech:

The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany

The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”
And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.

karhs:

bogleech:

The only phrase you’ll need to know when you tour Germany

The most disappointing thing is that the translation isn’t even marginally similar. From what I can tell, it’s “My little oven swims in the sea. Where are the [I don’t know Steckdosen]? Who’s making tea?”

And to think, I could have learned the german for “disemboweled,” “Hagfish,” and “leeks” all in one sentence. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Apr 09

JiPoshy: THE COOLEST CREEPIEST ART ON THE NET - COLIN RAFF

JiPoshy: THE COOLEST CREEPIEST ART ON THE NET - COLIN RAFF

Apr 08

silhouettewarmth:

I’m f*cked in the head
#lonerforlife
#thatswhatyougetforbeingtoonice
#walkedovereveryday

silhouettewarmth:

I’m f*cked in the head

#lonerforlife

#thatswhatyougetforbeingtoonice

#walkedovereveryday

Apr 07

euxinova:

23a.

euxinova:

Apr 06

masturbrainshun:

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff…..

PULL THE TRIGGER!!!

masturbrainshun:

marcedith:

…..Colin Raff…..

PULL THE TRIGGER!!!