shenzhou said: rumor has it that you were caught sunbathing nude at walmart in an attempt to woo the wild raisins (who just happen to be at their peak since it is after all june). is this true? if yes, how do you think this will affect your role among the public as 'pale', 'soft-grunge', and/or 'politically-anemic'
Under influence of soft grunge nudity, the wild grape berry (not yet a raisin, please note) is at first excited, then its flesh contracts and afterwards shrivels. The fruit is now asleep and insensible to pain. Without anesthetic, a raisin has come into being. God damn it, I am providing a service.
necrophiliiac said: Is Colin Raff hot
My eye can usually be pushed back into its socket by a friend or loved one, but clinical attention is still advisable.
aneurysmsandanalogues said: Your art is amazing. Words cannot express the emotions it makes me feel. Like someone is speaking to my soul. Anyway, that's all. Keep creating.
I’ll admit I’m not technically a pug, but I’d appreciate it nonetheless if you’d scrub my facial creases from time to time.
paraphxrnalia said: Did you draw all these?? Love it tho
Yes! I drew them all! Every last one, using a magic pink crayon purchased in Borneo. But once the crayon is used up, there can be no more drawings!
blood-bloom said: Happy St. Valentines Day Mister!
The commemorative wax orb you sent me is imperfect, as it bears the impress of dry humping by numerous tiny astronauts.