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ahotsexychick:

Another freak show into the human mind. Made by ZBags. The animation reminds me of the media today. Shallow yet hypnotic… Keep the art work coming ZBags :-) 

ahotsexychick:

Another freak show into the human mind. Made by ZBags. The animation reminds me of the media today. Shallow yet hypnotic… Keep the art work coming ZBags :-) 

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platypusdelight said: So fucking creepy, but don't interpret that as an insult.

Raising miniature donkeys in captivity from fragile eggs to full-grown predators can present daunting challenges to an aquarium staff.

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apocketfullofdeez:

What the fuck did I just read?

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totallynotbeijingkaoya:

It comes full circle. Every pun intended.

totallynotbeijingkaoya:

It comes full circle. Every pun intended.

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I bathe in cricket’s milk so I don’t have to photoshop my nudes as much. A 12 oz. can of barn owl contains about 10 tsp. of marionette. Animals often like me because we have the same taste in hip hop. People who possess special glands that filter the salt out of seawater are more likely to agree with each other. The limbless child remembers when the plaza was all covered in string. How terrified the mules will be when my 16’ stuffed alpaca hurtles toward them, spouting fire and appearing to move of its own free will. Lookin’ ass cuttlefish or octopods sometimes attain a very great size, and sailors tell wonderful stories about them. I’m not certain that my pet rock died of natural causes. This week’s artist exhibits a curled proboscis, suggesting it originates from a leafy grove cultivated in honor of the sightless dead. I only morph into soil recreationally on weekends, with the faith that gardening could never happen to me personally. Kawaii flatulence evolved from a humble cattle-catching tool into a sport that delights millions with its complex patterns of verbal abuse. (basket? furnace? jug? tub? cask? funnel? squid! gearwheel! goblet! smoke! syntax!) My eyeballs just turned into ripe kumquats and fell out of my head.

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tracyvanity:

rosadelmuerte:

stolen-by-dreams:

what the actual fuck is this.

awesome, that’s what it is

It’s art.

tracyvanity:

rosadelmuerte:

stolen-by-dreams:

what the actual fuck is this.

awesome, that’s what it is

It’s art.

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shenzhou said: rumor has it that you were caught sunbathing nude at walmart in an attempt to woo the wild raisins (who just happen to be at their peak since it is after all june). is this true? if yes, how do you think this will affect your role among the public as 'pale', 'soft-grunge', and/or 'politically-anemic'

Under influence of soft grunge nudity, the wild grape berry (not yet a raisin, please note) is at first excited, then its flesh contracts and afterwards shrivels. The fruit is now asleep and insensible to pain. Without anesthetic, a raisin has come into being. God damn it, I am providing a service.

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thimbleofwine:

neo-silentfeatures:

lovely.

Colin Raff!

thimbleofwine:

neo-silentfeatures:

lovely.

Colin Raff!

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blackberrysmith:

zbags:

Do it now.

This is all kinds of creepy.

blackberrysmith:

zbags:

Do it now.

This is all kinds of creepy.

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eillz:

MAKE UP …

eillz:

MAKE UP …

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necrophiliiac said: Is Colin Raff hot

My eye can usually be pushed back into its socket by a friend or loved one, but clinical attention is still advisable.

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aneurysmsandanalogues said: Your art is amazing. Words cannot express the emotions it makes me feel. Like someone is speaking to my soul. Anyway, that's all. Keep creating.

I’ll admit I’m not technically a pug, but I’d appreciate it nonetheless if you’d scrub my facial creases from time to time.

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yourloveturnedpale:

compositasolvantur:

Alchemy for the people

I… don’t understand this, am scared by this, and love this all at the same time.

yourloveturnedpale:

compositasolvantur:

Alchemy for the people

I… don’t understand this, am scared by this, and love this all at the same time.