What. In. The. Actual. Fuck.
this makes me want to cry
“[I’m] on the way to Mars for the first Universal title… I expect the fight to go about 12 seconds. I’ll be fighting the Green Giant up there. After knocking him out, I hope to be back on Earth at about 1986.”
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(Source: zbags, via tumblr-radar)
The Aromatic Dwarf Chameleon (Bradypodion olfactorium) is the only known member of its genus able to change odor instead of color — likely a result of its crepuscular habits. Corpulent, slow and lacking a prehensile tail, it is easily caught, and requires minimal care as a pet. It remains a favorite with children, who enjoy the pastime of determining which scents it imitates best. (Mint-flavored candies work well in this regard.) Keep this animal away from waste receptacles, shoes, and pungent cheese.
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wow
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