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cawhool:

strawykiller:

i think i should get off tumblr b4 things get worse

I think you mean better…

cawhool:

strawykiller:

i think i should get off tumblr b4 things get worse

I think you mean better…

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Will the new iPhone enable me to project a trumpet-like apparatus that blows lethal bubbles, even when I am engulfed in flames?

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i love this scene omg i can’t believe they cancelled this

i love this scene omg i can’t believe they cancelled this

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michaeldocholiday1990:

Freaky awesome

michaeldocholiday1990:

Freaky awesome

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euxinova:

26a.

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publicdomaingifs:

Sources:
https://archive.org/details/wienerillustrirt23kaishttps://archive.org/details/surgicalanatomyo00deavhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Arthur_Balfour%2C_photo_portrait_facing_left.jpghttps://archive.org/details/scientific-american-1899-04-01https://archive.org/details/practicalorthodo00dewehttps://archive.org/details/ArtGlassMetals
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compositasolvantur:

No protection for the killer

compositasolvantur:

No protection for the killer

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26.
THE SECOND ITEM INSPECTED: A SABER HILT WITHOUT A BLADE, DATING FROM THE TENTH CENTURY.
During the Bulgar dominion of Euxinova, when Ellubecque had yet to be called Elbequond by the Byzantines, and was still known as Albaquadrum — though the Roman fortified camp of that name was long gone — a modest insurrection restored independence from the Tsar Simeon in a manner that would inform Euxinovan political strategy for centuries to come.
It began at a public ceremony, with the Bulgar praefect of the territory receiving a collection of gold as he had the year before. Quite unexpectedly, the man presenting the tribute produced a blade from his robes and slit the magistrate’s throat. At this, other innocuous figures revealed weapons and skills of their own, overcame the Bulgarian guard (who were only slightly superior in numbers and insufficiently surprised out of their indolence), took the city and claimed the contiguous regions as once again sole property of the Moesians, as the Euxinovans still were known. This revolt, as if by design, directly followed a spate of notable colonial investments by the Bulgars, who, considering this fecund valley a satellite to their own kingdom, had by then founded a library, built a royal palace, expanded upon Ellubecque’s burgeoning harbor structures, and added other improvements that would continue to benefit the usurpers.
It seems that the obscure parties who organized the rebellion obtained help from the semi-legendary Moesian bandit clans (still extant from their time of thriving symbiosis with the Roman landed gentry), for the praefect’s assassin is recorded as being the so-called “bandit prince” Rhauminogg. His famous saber bore an inscription on the blade — REQUIRIT FUR SUIS REBUS TUERI — that became a maxim popular among historians and pragmatic nationalists.
(However, that blade is gone, if this artifact is even what the placard beneath it attempts to suggest.)

THE SECOND ITEM INSPECTED: A SABER HILT WITHOUT A BLADE, DATING FROM THE TENTH CENTURY.

During the Bulgar dominion of Euxinova, when Ellubecque had yet to be called Elbequond by the Byzantines, and was still known as Albaquadrum — though the Roman fortified camp of that name was long gone — a modest insurrection restored independence from the Tsar Simeon in a manner that would inform Euxinovan political strategy for centuries to come.

It began at a public ceremony, with the Bulgar praefect of the territory receiving a collection of gold as he had the year before. Quite unexpectedly, the man presenting the tribute produced a blade from his robes and slit the magistrate’s throat. At this, other innocuous figures revealed weapons and skills of their own, overcame the Bulgarian guard (who were only slightly superior in numbers and insufficiently surprised out of their indolence), took the city and claimed the contiguous regions as once again sole property of the Moesians, as the Euxinovans still were known. This revolt, as if by design, directly followed a spate of notable colonial investments by the Bulgars, who, considering this fecund valley a satellite to their own kingdom, had by then founded a library, built a royal palace, expanded upon Ellubecque’s burgeoning harbor structures, and added other improvements that would continue to benefit the usurpers.

It seems that the obscure parties who organized the rebellion obtained help from the semi-legendary Moesian bandit clans (still extant from their time of thriving symbiosis with the Roman landed gentry), for the praefect’s assassin is recorded as being the so-called “bandit prince” Rhauminogg. His famous saber bore an inscription on the blade — REQUIRIT FUR SUIS REBUS TUERI — that became a maxim popular among historians and pragmatic nationalists.

(However, that blade is gone, if this artifact is even what the placard beneath it attempts to suggest.)

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ahotsexychick:

Another freak show into the human mind. Made by ZBags. The animation reminds me of the media today. Shallow yet hypnotic… Keep the art work coming ZBags :-) 

ahotsexychick:

Another freak show into the human mind. Made by ZBags. The animation reminds me of the media today. Shallow yet hypnotic… Keep the art work coming ZBags :-) 

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apocketfullofdeez:

What the fuck did I just read?

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totallynotbeijingkaoya:

It comes full circle. Every pun intended.

totallynotbeijingkaoya:

It comes full circle. Every pun intended.

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I bathe in cricket’s milk so I don’t have to photoshop my nudes as much. A 12 oz. can of barn owl contains about 10 tsp. of marionette. Animals often like me because we have the same taste in hip hop. People who possess special glands that filter the salt out of seawater are more likely to agree with each other. The limbless child remembers when the plaza was all covered in string. How terrified the mules will be when my 16’ stuffed alpaca hurtles toward them, spouting fire and appearing to move of its own free will. Lookin’ ass cuttlefish or octopods sometimes attain a very great size, and sailors tell wonderful stories about them. I’m not certain that my pet rock died of natural causes. This week’s artist exhibits a curled proboscis, suggesting it originates from a leafy grove cultivated in honor of the sightless dead. I only morph into soil recreationally on weekends, with the faith that gardening could never happen to me personally. Kawaii flatulence evolved from a humble cattle-catching tool into a sport that delights millions with its complex patterns of verbal abuse. (basket? furnace? jug? tub? cask? funnel? squid! gearwheel! goblet! smoke! syntax!) My eyeballs just turned into ripe kumquats and fell out of my head.

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tracyvanity:

rosadelmuerte:

stolen-by-dreams:

what the actual fuck is this.

awesome, that’s what it is

It’s art.

tracyvanity:

rosadelmuerte:

stolen-by-dreams:

what the actual fuck is this.

awesome, that’s what it is

It’s art.